“I am the greatest writer of 140 character sentences”

I’m on my very best behaviour today because The Boss is here. He usually recommends the kids’ books, but today, he presents the (strictly unauthorized) “The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump”. Compiled and reordered from his many tweets and transcripts, there are some real gems in here. Oh boy, are there ever. Curious? Here’s a sample featuring The Boss’ favourite poem, “Look at this baby”:

That is a great, beautiful baby
It’s young and beautiful and healthy
I love babies
What a baby
What a beautiful baby

Okay that’s enough!
You can get the baby out of here
I like kids
I won’t do anything to take care of them
They’re ugly, little and don’t work

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