We’ve just restocked our greeting card shelf with some favourites, plus a whole bunch of new ones for your favourite sarcastic friend/relative/co-worker. Want to warn your friend that marriage is a trap? Not feeling the sappy anniversary cards out there? Tell your partner that no one quite ignores you like they do. Want to recognize that your dad’s always reminding you how cool he used to be? We’ve got a card for all of these occasions and more.